The ugly-girl papers — Reading Companion
Edition facts
S. D. Power’s The Ugly-Girl Papers (1874) opens with a preface that frames the toilet as a delicate science, akin to medicine, and acknowledges the limits of any single recipe. The author’s voice is direct and practical, drawing on historical recipes—such as Madame Vestris’s egg-and-alum paste for firming skin or the milk of roses from Charles II’s era—while warning against dangerous practices like the quicksilver used by ladies of George I’s court. Power balances historical curiosity with a physician’s caution, advising readers to consult doctors and noting that no prescription suits all cases.
Recipes as Historical Artifacts
The text is dense with specific formulas, each attributed to a named source or era. Power reproduces Lola Montez’s ointment for supple limbs, Boerhaave’s Esprit Odontalgique for toothache, and gray pastilles for breath purification. These are not mere curiosities; they are presented as usable, with precise measurements and instructions. The author’s tone is matter-of-fact, treating the reader as a competent practitioner. For instance, the toothache remedy—camphor, opium, oil of cloves in alcohol—is offered without embellishment, only the note that even beauties suffer after a snowy night. This reliance on named authorities (Boerhaave, Madame Celnart) gives the book a scholarly veneer, even as it addresses everyday concerns like chapped skin or stained teeth.
The Body as a System of Maintenance
Power’s advice extends beyond cosmetics to regimen: bathing, anointing, and diet. She recommends oiling joints daily after the bath, citing Oriental practice, and notes that opera dancers use deer-fat ointment to relieve stiffness. The body is treated as a machine requiring regular lubrication and cleansing. The author is attentive to detail—shoe linings, stockings, the quality of soaps—and insists on nicety in all things. Her language is clinical: “The muscles of the back feel a sensible relief from this treatment, especially when strained with work or with carrying children.” This blend of domestic practicality and anatomical awareness gives the book a distinctive voice, neither purely medical nor purely cosmetic.
Caution and Skepticism Toward Fashion
Despite her enthusiasm for historical recipes, Power repeatedly warns against harmful practices. She condemns the use of quicksilver and enamel-like pastes that damage the skin. Her discussion of “morals of paint and powder” (Chapter V) suggests a moral dimension to cosmetic choices, though the excerpts show her more concerned with efficacy and safety than with outright prohibition. She acknowledges that some cosmetics—like milk of roses—can “obliterate wrinkles as far as any thing can besides enamel,” but she stops short of endorsing deception. This cautious, empirical stance sets her apart from flamboyant beauty writers of the era.
A Conversational Yet Authoritative Tone
Power’s prose is marked by direct address and wry asides. She calls her readers “mademoiselles” and chides them for sitting with backs to windows during calls. The preface reveals that the chapters originated as magazine articles for Harper’s Bazar, and the conversational style persists: “Begun by chance, to make an agreeable article or two… the ‘Ugly-Girl Papers’ were continued by request.” This origin explains the book’s episodic structure and its blend of instruction and entertainment. Power positions herself as a friendly expert, responding to readers’ questions and hints, which gives the text an interactive quality rare in modern manuals.
Readers approaching The Ugly-Girl Papers should expect a period-specific blend of home remedy and historical survey, not a systematic beauty guide. The book rewards attention to its sources—from Boerhaave to Lola Montez—and to the author’s careful distinctions between useful and dangerous practices. Power’s voice, at once pragmatic and learned, makes this a document of 19th-century domestic science as much as a manual for the toilet.